This long-sleeve shirt speaks like a tired, proud parent who refuses to sugarcoat the truth. The soft, garment-dyed cotton drapes comfortably over shoulders and settles into a lived-in feel from the first wear. Bold, collegiate-style lettering on the chest reads a frank, funny statement that gets laughs and nods at playgrounds, PTA meetings, and weekend errands. Cuffed sleeves and a classic fit keep the silhouette relaxed and familiar — a go-to layer for mornings chasing kids, late-night coffee runs, or casual family gatherings. The muted dye and neat double-stitched hems give it a durable, vintage vibe that ages well with every wash.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton — smooth, strong fabric great for printing - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture - Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability - Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Classic fit, medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with sewn-in twill label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
